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Fifty something, mother of three, <\/span>just released <\/span>
after twenty plus years of juvenile detention, <\/span>
caught up in Sydney sex pest ring.<\/span><\/div>\n

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I too could see the headlines…<\/div>\n

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This is the first week of the rest of my life!<\/span><\/div>\n
In fact today is it. <\/span><\/div>\n
The day of reckoning.<\/span><\/div>\n
I’ve been telling my husband that <\/span><\/div>\n
just as soon as the kids are all through school<\/span><\/div>\n
I’m coming with him on all his business trips…<\/span><\/div>\n

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He’s been telling me for twenty-two years<\/span><\/div>\n
that I’ll get bored and won’t last the distance.<\/span><\/div>\n
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Tuesday our youngest finished school<\/span><\/div>\n
and Thursday I got up at 5am to fly to Sydney.<\/span>
Woo hoo!<\/span>

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So far, so good.<\/span><\/div>\n
Breakfast in the Virgin lounge and no washing up<\/span><\/div>\n
the secret fast track lounge exit direct into priority boarding<\/span>,<\/span><\/div>\n
A taxi to the hotel <\/span><\/div>\n
arriving before anyone back home had even woken up<\/span>.<\/span><\/div>\n
This is so<\/i> alright.<\/span><\/div>\n
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Within three hours of being left to get bored in a 4.5 star hotel – duh!<\/span><\/div>\n
Events have taken quite a turn. <\/span><\/div>\n
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I was by the swimming pool<\/span><\/div>\n
because for some unfathomable reason <\/span>
the hotel did not get the hint that <\/span>
I’m in the top 1% of Trip Advisor reviewers in Melbourne<\/span><\/div>\n
and having rocked up in Sydney before 9am <\/span><\/div>\n
they seemed hell bent <\/span>
in making me wait for a room until the 2pm check in…<\/span>

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When a man without a stitch on, butt naked<\/span><\/div>\n
whistles from a top floor room!<\/span><\/div>\n
He’s standing in front of his glass balcony<\/span><\/div>\n
with all his ermm ‘wares’ on display…<\/span><\/div>\n

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I bury my head in my magazine<\/span><\/div>\n
thinking, I don’t know what I was thinking,<\/span><\/div>\n
but I was wondering whether I’d got an over active imagination…<\/span><\/div>\n

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I carry on reading ‘how to make the perfect Christmas pudding’<\/span><\/div>\n
or something of that ilk.<\/span><\/div>\n
When I hear another whistle, and another model like pose on the balcony<\/span><\/div>\n
Woah, what’s not to like about these business trips?<\/span><\/div>\n

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At this point I’m still thinking he knows the bikini lady opposite.<\/span><\/div>\n
She ignores the whistles…<\/span><\/div>\n

<\/span><\/div>\n
This time he’s leaning forward on the glass<\/span><\/div>\n
everything’s squashed but clearly visible.<\/span><\/div>\n
Sausages in gladwrap come to mind, <\/span><\/div>\n
but maybe, dear readers, that’s way too much information for you?<\/span><\/div>\n
You see despite my sixty million pairs of reading glasses,<\/span><\/div>\n
my long range vision has remained ‘perfect’. <\/span><\/div>\n
Unfortunately<\/span><\/span>.<\/span>

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Right! <\/span><\/div>\n
I gather up my towel<\/span><\/div>\n
and tell a rather surprised pool attendant<\/span><\/div>\n
who is expecting me to announce that my room is finally ready,<\/span><\/div>\n
that there’s a pervert on the 12th Floor and I’m off to get my camera<\/span><\/div>\n
And ‘when I’ve got a photo, we’re calling the police<\/i>‘ I say!<\/span><\/div>\n

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‘Ohhhh, is he young?’<\/span><\/div>\n
‘I’ve no idea’<\/i>, I replied, <\/span><\/div>\n
‘I wasn’t looking at his face’.<\/i><\/span><\/div>\n

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Throwing caution to the wind,<\/span><\/div>\n
I’m back on my sun lounger, camera ready.<\/span><\/div>\n
I never stopped to think how I might explain a naked man <\/span><\/div>\n
on my photo stream to my husband this evening…<\/span><\/div>\n

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When across from the other side of the pool<\/span><\/div>\n
another gent appears…<\/span><\/div>\n
a tad over dressed for poolside,<\/span><\/div>\n
in a snappy navy suit with a walkie talkie to his ear.<\/span><\/div>\n
Rats! <\/span><\/div>\n
It’s management. <\/span>
I’ll never get the evidence now.<\/span><\/div>\n

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He chats to bikini lady, with crackling walkie talkie in hand, <\/span><\/div>\n
he’s not from the NCIS school of investigation either<\/span><\/div>\n
 his head bent back checking out the balconies – subtle or what?<\/span><\/div>\n
I guess he’s going for the <\/span>deterrent policy…<\/span><\/span><\/div>\n
I’m still into entrapment…<\/span><\/span><\/div>\n

<\/span><\/span><\/div>\n
He comes to me and I retell the situation.<\/span><\/div>\n
Magically a room is now available for me,<\/span><\/div>\n
I’m ushered away from the pool<\/span><\/div>\n
A key appears, it’s on the 10th Floor<\/span><\/div>\n
‘but I thought we were having an upgrade to the top floor?’ <\/i><\/span><\/div>\n

<\/i><\/span><\/div>\n
‘You are. <\/i><\/span><\/div>\n
It is.<\/i><\/span><\/div>\n
 But I didn’t want to put you on the same floor <\/i><\/span><\/div>\n
until we’ve investigated further!’<\/i><\/span><\/div>\n
Does he think that Guy was flashing at Moi ?!!!!<\/span><\/div>\n
OMG no wondered they’re worried.<\/span><\/div>\n

<\/span><\/div>\n
Horrified fifty something, mother of three,<\/span><\/div>\n
just released after twenty + years of juvenile detention<\/span><\/div>\n
caught up in Sydney sex pest ring.<\/span><\/div>\n
I too could see the headlines.<\/span>

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The hotel goes into full damage limitation mode.<\/span><\/div>\n
‘Now can I get you a drink?’ he asks<\/span><\/div>\n
Thank you, I ask for a fizzy water.<\/span><\/div>\n
‘We can do better than that, <\/i><\/span><\/div>\n
 I’ll also have a bottle of Chardonnay sent to your room’<\/i><\/span>
I retreat to my room…<\/span><\/div>\n

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Later my husband appears<\/span><\/div>\n
‘How was your day? Did you get bored?’<\/i><\/span>

<\/i><\/span><\/div>\n
‘No, not at all<\/i><\/span><\/div>\n
The hotel staff are very nice. <\/i><\/span><\/div>\n
I’ve met all the top people.<\/i><\/span><\/div>\n
They gave me an early check-in <\/i><\/span><\/div>\n
and there’s a nice bottle of wine on ice for you!’<\/i><\/span><\/div>\n

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Thank you Sally<\/span><\/p>\n
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Thank you Jenny<\/span>
A is for Adventure<\/span><\/p>\n

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