{"id":220,"date":"2015-04-22T13:13:00","date_gmt":"2015-04-22T13:13:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.littlewanderingwren.com\/2015\/04\/have-bulls-pens-can-travel.html\/"},"modified":"2015-04-22T13:13:00","modified_gmt":"2015-04-22T13:13:00","slug":"have-bulls-pens-can-travel","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.littlewanderingwren.com\/staging\/8794\/2015\/04\/22\/have-bulls-pens-can-travel\/","title":{"rendered":"Have Bull\u2019s Pen\u2019s can travel!"},"content":{"rendered":"<div dir=\"ltr\" style=\"text-align: left;\">\n<div style=\"-webkit-text-stroke-color: rgb(0, 0, 0); -webkit-text-stroke-width: initial; text-align: center;\"><\/div>\n<div style=\"-webkit-text-stroke-color: rgb(0, 0, 0); -webkit-text-stroke-width: initial; text-align: center;\">\n<div style=\"text-align: center;\"><b><span style=\"font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;\">I\u2019M READY TO FLY THE NEST\u2026<\/span><\/b><\/div>\n<\/div>\n<div style=\"-webkit-text-stroke-color: rgb(0, 0, 0); -webkit-text-stroke-width: initial; text-align: center;\">\n<div style=\"text-align: center;\"><b><span style=\"font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;\">Three months in Europe<\/span><\/b><\/div>\n<\/div>\n<div style=\"-webkit-text-stroke-color: rgb(0, 0, 0); -webkit-text-stroke-width: initial; text-align: center;\">\n<div style=\"text-align: center;\"><b><span style=\"font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;\">with a stop over in Singapore.<\/span><\/b><\/div>\n<\/div>\n<div style=\"-webkit-text-stroke-color: rgb(0, 0, 0); -webkit-text-stroke-width: initial; text-align: center;\">\n<div style=\"text-align: center;\"><b><span style=\"font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;\">Here I come!<\/span><\/b><\/div>\n<\/div>\n<div style=\"-webkit-text-stroke-color: rgb(0, 0, 0); -webkit-text-stroke-width: initial; text-align: center;\"><b><span style=\"font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;\"><br \/><\/span><\/b><\/div>\n<div style=\"clear: both; text-align: center;\"><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/2.bp.blogspot.com\/-AAct95siTW8\/VTcuHMLOdtI\/AAAAAAAAFv8\/J5QMS3MvXOc\/s1600\/Travel.jpg\" data-rel=\"penci-gallery-image-content\"  style=\"margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" border=\"0\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/2.bp.blogspot.com\/-AAct95siTW8\/VTcuHMLOdtI\/AAAAAAAAFv8\/J5QMS3MvXOc\/s1600\/Travel.jpg?resize=640%2C480\" height=\"480\" width=\"640\" \/><\/a><\/div>\n<div style=\"-webkit-text-stroke-color: rgb(0, 0, 0); -webkit-text-stroke-width: initial; text-align: center;\"><\/div>\n<div style=\"-webkit-text-stroke-color: rgb(0, 0, 0); -webkit-text-stroke-width: initial; text-align: center;\">\n<div style=\"text-align: center;\"><b><span style=\"font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;\">I think I have remembered to pack everything.<\/span><\/b><\/div>\n<\/div>\n<div style=\"-webkit-text-stroke-color: rgb(0, 0, 0); -webkit-text-stroke-width: initial; text-align: center;\">\n<div style=\"text-align: center;\"><b><span style=\"font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;\">Certainly anything remaining has been&nbsp;<\/span><\/b><\/div>\n<div style=\"text-align: center;\"><b><span style=\"font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;\">washed, polished and tidied away.<\/span><\/b><\/div>\n<div style=\"text-align: center;\"><b><span style=\"font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;\"><br \/><\/span><\/b><\/div>\n<div style=\"text-align: center;\"><b><span style=\"font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;\">Well, maybe not in the study&#8230;<\/span><\/b><\/div>\n<div style=\"-webkit-text-stroke-color: rgb(0, 0, 0); -webkit-text-stroke-width: initial; text-align: center;\">\n<div style=\"text-align: center;\"><b><span style=\"font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;\">&nbsp;I am not Wonder Women!<\/span><\/b><\/div>\n<div style=\"text-align: center;\"><b><span style=\"font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;\">&nbsp;I\u2019ve been busy.<\/span><\/b><\/div>\n<div style=\"text-align: center;\"><b><span style=\"font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;\"><br \/><\/span><\/b><\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<div style=\"-webkit-text-stroke-color: rgb(0, 0, 0); -webkit-text-stroke-width: initial; text-align: center;\">\n<div style=\"text-align: center;\"><b><span style=\"font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;\">The house is clean,&nbsp;<\/span><\/b><b style=\"-webkit-text-stroke-width: initial;\"><span style=\"font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;\">and all the sheets changed.<\/span><\/b><\/div>\n<\/div>\n<div style=\"-webkit-text-stroke-color: rgb(0, 0, 0); -webkit-text-stroke-width: initial; text-align: center;\">\n<div style=\"text-align: center;\"><b><span style=\"font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;\">Car was washed,&nbsp;<\/span><\/b><b style=\"-webkit-text-stroke-width: initial;\"><span style=\"font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;\">and I even vacuumed the soccer muddy car mats.<\/span><\/b><\/div>\n<\/div>\n<div style=\"-webkit-text-stroke-color: rgb(0, 0, 0); -webkit-text-stroke-width: initial; text-align: center;\">\n<div style=\"text-align: center;\"><b style=\"-webkit-text-stroke-width: initial;\"><span style=\"font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;\">My yoga mat is rolled and stored<\/span><\/b><\/div>\n<\/div>\n<div style=\"-webkit-text-stroke-color: rgb(0, 0, 0); -webkit-text-stroke-width: initial; text-align: center;\">\n<div style=\"text-align: center;\"><b><span style=\"font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;\">Surely I will be Zen enough, without yoga for the duration\u2026<\/span><\/b><\/div>\n<\/div>\n<div style=\"-webkit-text-stroke-color: rgb(0, 0, 0); -webkit-text-stroke-width: initial; text-align: center;\">\n<div style=\"text-align: center;\"><\/div>\n<\/div>\n<div style=\"clear: both; text-align: center;\"><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/1.bp.blogspot.com\/-RzVLNXDrLvI\/VTcvSXzGR0I\/AAAAAAAAFwM\/RhUj0ZGyJWM\/s1600\/Yoga.jpg\" data-rel=\"penci-gallery-image-content\"  style=\"margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" border=\"0\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/1.bp.blogspot.com\/-RzVLNXDrLvI\/VTcvSXzGR0I\/AAAAAAAAFwM\/RhUj0ZGyJWM\/s1600\/Yoga.jpg?resize=640%2C508\" height=\"508\" width=\"640\" \/><\/a><\/div>\n<div style=\"-webkit-text-stroke-color: rgb(0, 0, 0); -webkit-text-stroke-width: initial; min-height: 13px; text-align: center;\">\n<div style=\"text-align: center;\"><\/div>\n<\/div>\n<div style=\"-webkit-text-stroke-color: rgb(0, 0, 0); -webkit-text-stroke-width: initial; text-align: center;\">\n<div style=\"text-align: center;\"><b><span style=\"font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;\">I have had appointments galore from the hairdresser,<\/span><\/b><\/div>\n<\/div>\n<div style=\"-webkit-text-stroke-color: rgb(0, 0, 0); -webkit-text-stroke-width: initial; text-align: center;\">\n<div style=\"text-align: center;\"><b><span style=\"font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;\">to my mammogram.<\/span><\/b><\/div>\n<\/div>\n<div style=\"-webkit-text-stroke-color: rgb(0, 0, 0); -webkit-text-stroke-width: initial; text-align: center;\">\n<div style=\"text-align: center;\"><b><span style=\"font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;\">I\u2019m fit to leave!<\/span><\/b><\/div>\n<\/div>\n<div style=\"-webkit-text-stroke-color: rgb(0, 0, 0); -webkit-text-stroke-width: initial; text-align: center;\">\n<div style=\"text-align: center;\"><b><span style=\"font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;\"><br \/><\/span><\/b><\/div>\n<\/div>\n<div style=\"clear: both; text-align: center;\"><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/2.bp.blogspot.com\/-O5zim2x5kBA\/VTcyOS1z60I\/AAAAAAAAFwY\/oFtYnoUt0eo\/s1600\/BM1.jpg\" data-rel=\"penci-gallery-image-content\"  style=\"margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" border=\"0\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/2.bp.blogspot.com\/-O5zim2x5kBA\/VTcyOS1z60I\/AAAAAAAAFwY\/oFtYnoUt0eo\/s1600\/BM1.jpg?resize=640%2C606\" height=\"606\" width=\"640\" \/><\/a><\/div>\n<div style=\"-webkit-text-stroke-color: rgb(0, 0, 0); -webkit-text-stroke-width: initial; text-align: center;\">\n<div style=\"text-align: center;\"><\/div>\n<\/div>\n<div style=\"-webkit-text-stroke-color: rgb(0, 0, 0); -webkit-text-stroke-width: initial; text-align: center;\">\n<div style=\"text-align: center;\"><b><span style=\"font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;\">The dog\u2019s also had the right royal treatment.<\/span><\/b><\/div>\n<div style=\"text-align: center;\"><b><span style=\"font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;\">He&#8217;s been clipped, scrubbed&nbsp;<\/span><\/b><b><span style=\"font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;\">and had his nails done.<\/span><\/b><\/div>\n<\/div>\n<div style=\"-webkit-text-stroke-color: rgb(0, 0, 0); -webkit-text-stroke-width: initial; text-align: center;\">\n<div style=\"text-align: center;\"><b><span style=\"font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;\">Snap! Me too!<\/span><\/b><\/div>\n<\/div>\n<div style=\"-webkit-text-stroke-color: rgb(0, 0, 0); -webkit-text-stroke-width: initial; text-align: center;\">\n<div style=\"text-align: center;\"><b><span style=\"font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;\">&nbsp;Well if the Crazy Poodle gets a pedicure,&nbsp;<\/span><\/b><\/div>\n<\/div>\n<div style=\"-webkit-text-stroke-color: rgb(0, 0, 0); -webkit-text-stroke-width: initial; text-align: center;\">\n<div style=\"text-align: center;\"><b><span style=\"font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;\">then so do I\u2026<\/span><\/b><\/div>\n<\/div>\n<div style=\"-webkit-text-stroke-color: rgb(0, 0, 0); -webkit-text-stroke-width: initial; text-align: center;\">\n<div style=\"text-align: center;\"><\/div>\n<\/div>\n<div style=\"-webkit-text-stroke-color: rgb(0, 0, 0); -webkit-text-stroke-width: initial; text-align: center;\">\n<div style=\"text-align: center;\"><b><span style=\"font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;\">He\u2019s got a shiny new bling bone dog tag&nbsp;<\/span><\/b><\/div>\n<\/div>\n<div style=\"-webkit-text-stroke-color: rgb(0, 0, 0); -webkit-text-stroke-width: initial; text-align: center;\">\n<div style=\"text-align: center;\"><b><span style=\"font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;\">with new contact phone numbers<\/span><\/b><\/div>\n<\/div>\n<div style=\"-webkit-text-stroke-color: rgb(0, 0, 0); -webkit-text-stroke-width: initial; text-align: center;\">\n<div style=\"text-align: center;\"><b><span style=\"font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;\">and along those lines,&nbsp;<\/span><\/b><\/div>\n<\/div>\n<div style=\"-webkit-text-stroke-color: rgb(0, 0, 0); -webkit-text-stroke-width: initial; text-align: center;\">\n<div style=\"text-align: center;\"><b><span style=\"font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;\">I\u2019ve told Security,&nbsp;<\/span><\/b><b style=\"-webkit-text-stroke-width: initial;\"><span style=\"font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;\">not to phone me when the house alarm goes off<\/span><\/b><\/div>\n<\/div>\n<div style=\"-webkit-text-stroke-color: rgb(0, 0, 0); -webkit-text-stroke-width: initial; text-align: center;\">\n<div style=\"text-align: center;\"><b><span style=\"font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;\">because a spider has walked across the sensor.<\/span><\/b><\/div>\n<\/div>\n<div style=\"-webkit-text-stroke-color: rgb(0, 0, 0); -webkit-text-stroke-width: initial; text-align: center;\">\n<div style=\"text-align: center;\"><b><span style=\"font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;\">Although, thinking about it, it&#8217;s unlikely&nbsp;<\/span><\/b><\/div>\n<\/div>\n<div style=\"-webkit-text-stroke-color: rgb(0, 0, 0); -webkit-text-stroke-width: initial; text-align: center;\">\n<div style=\"text-align: center;\"><b><span style=\"font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;\">as I&#8217;ve dusted all cobwebs away&#8230;<\/span><\/b><\/div>\n<div style=\"text-align: center;\"><b><span style=\"font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;\"><br \/><\/span><\/b><\/div>\n<div style=\"text-align: center;\"><b><span style=\"font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;\">Does anyone else do this, before a holiday?<\/span><\/b><\/div>\n<div style=\"text-align: center;\"><span style=\"font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;\"><b>Go into manic, overdrive &amp; leaving<\/b><\/span><\/div>\n<div style=\"text-align: center;\"><b style=\"font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;\">a house that is neater, cleaner, tidier than normal?<\/b><\/div>\n<div style=\"text-align: center;\"><b style=\"font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;\">I thought I&#8217;d remembered everything&#8230;<\/b><\/div>\n<div style=\"text-align: center;\"><b style=\"font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;\"><br \/><\/b><\/div>\n<div style=\"clear: both; text-align: center;\"><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/2.bp.blogspot.com\/-Hr_DlE5-N_A\/VTeVBZTuxVI\/AAAAAAAAFw0\/1mpdr9CP174\/s1600\/BS6.jpg\" data-rel=\"penci-gallery-image-content\"  style=\"margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" border=\"0\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/2.bp.blogspot.com\/-Hr_DlE5-N_A\/VTeVBZTuxVI\/AAAAAAAAFw0\/1mpdr9CP174\/s1600\/BS6.jpg?resize=640%2C482\" height=\"482\" width=\"640\" \/><\/a><\/div>\n<div style=\"text-align: center;\"><\/div>\n<\/div>\n<div style=\"-webkit-text-stroke-color: rgb(0, 0, 0); -webkit-text-stroke-width: initial; text-align: center;\">\n<div style=\"text-align: center;\"><b><span style=\"font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;\">AND then I remembered the dog food!<\/span><\/b><\/div>\n<\/div>\n<div style=\"-webkit-text-stroke-color: rgb(0, 0, 0); -webkit-text-stroke-width: initial; text-align: center;\">\n<div style=\"text-align: center;\"><b><span style=\"font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;\">Rats! I am happy to leave the <a href=\"http:\/\/littlewanderingwren.blogspot.com.au\/2015\/04\/my-melbourne-madhouse-continued.html\">kids no food<\/a><\/span><\/b><\/div>\n<\/div>\n<div style=\"-webkit-text-stroke-color: rgb(0, 0, 0); -webkit-text-stroke-width: initial; text-align: center;\">\n<div style=\"text-align: center;\"><b><span style=\"font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;\">they are all adult enough to fend for themselves,<\/span><\/b><\/div>\n<\/div>\n<div style=\"-webkit-text-stroke-color: rgb(0, 0, 0); -webkit-text-stroke-width: initial; text-align: center;\">\n<div style=\"text-align: center;\"><b><span style=\"font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;\">but Mutt, well he\u2019s a different story!<\/span><\/b><\/div>\n<\/div>\n<div style=\"-webkit-text-stroke-color: rgb(0, 0, 0); -webkit-text-stroke-width: initial; min-height: 13px; text-align: center;\">\n<div style=\"text-align: center;\"><\/div>\n<\/div>\n<div style=\"-webkit-text-stroke-color: rgb(0, 0, 0); -webkit-text-stroke-width: initial; text-align: center;\">\n<div style=\"text-align: center;\"><b><span style=\"font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;\">So off I trot down to our local Pet shop<\/span><\/b><\/div>\n<\/div>\n<div style=\"-webkit-text-stroke-color: rgb(0, 0, 0); -webkit-text-stroke-width: initial; text-align: center;\">\n<div style=\"text-align: center;\"><b><span style=\"font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;\">Where a very nice young man&nbsp;<\/span><\/b><\/div>\n<\/div>\n<div style=\"-webkit-text-stroke-color: rgb(0, 0, 0); -webkit-text-stroke-width: initial; text-align: center;\">\n<div style=\"text-align: center;\"><b><span style=\"font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;\">suggests a new all Australian dog food \u2018<i>Meals for Mutts\u2019<\/i>&nbsp;<\/span><\/b><\/div>\n<\/div>\n<div style=\"-webkit-text-stroke-color: rgb(0, 0, 0); -webkit-text-stroke-width: initial; text-align: center;\">\n<div style=\"text-align: center;\"><b><span style=\"font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;\">I take a humongous sack of salmon and sardine,&nbsp;<\/span><\/b><\/div>\n<div style=\"text-align: center;\"><b><span style=\"font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;\">good for his coat!<\/span><\/b><\/div>\n<\/div>\n<div style=\"-webkit-text-stroke-color: rgb(0, 0, 0); -webkit-text-stroke-width: initial; min-height: 13px; text-align: justify;\">\n<div style=\"text-align: center;\"><span style=\"font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;\"><br \/><\/span><\/div>\n<\/div>\n<div style=\"clear: both; text-align: center;\"><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/4.bp.blogspot.com\/-RwuiUe9IMrA\/VTcroM3PVeI\/AAAAAAAAFvg\/xme4pmFjQdU\/s1600\/BS3.jpg\" data-rel=\"penci-gallery-image-content\"  style=\"margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" border=\"0\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/4.bp.blogspot.com\/-RwuiUe9IMrA\/VTcroM3PVeI\/AAAAAAAAFvg\/xme4pmFjQdU\/s1600\/BS3.jpg?resize=520%2C640\" height=\"640\" width=\"520\" \/><\/a><\/div>\n<div style=\"-webkit-text-stroke-color: rgb(0, 0, 0); -webkit-text-stroke-width: initial; min-height: 13px; text-align: justify;\">\n<div style=\"text-align: center;\"><span style=\"font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;\"><br \/><\/span><\/div>\n<\/div>\n<div style=\"-webkit-text-stroke-color: rgb(0, 0, 0); -webkit-text-stroke-width: initial; text-align: center;\">\n<div style=\"text-align: center;\"><b><span style=\"font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;\">We\u2019ve just got enough time to introduce it gradually,&nbsp;<\/span><\/b><\/div>\n<\/div>\n<div style=\"-webkit-text-stroke-color: rgb(0, 0, 0); -webkit-text-stroke-width: initial; text-align: center;\">\n<div style=\"text-align: center;\"><b><span style=\"font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;\">to avoid any potential for an upset stomach\u2026<\/span><\/b><\/div>\n<\/div>\n<div style=\"-webkit-text-stroke-color: rgb(0, 0, 0); -webkit-text-stroke-width: initial; text-align: center;\">\n<div style=\"text-align: center;\"><b><span style=\"font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;\">Ha, it never crossed my mind just to leave him with the big bag&nbsp;<\/span><\/b><\/div>\n<\/div>\n<div style=\"-webkit-text-stroke-color: rgb(0, 0, 0); -webkit-text-stroke-width: initial; text-align: center;\">\n<div style=\"text-align: center;\"><b><span style=\"font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;\">and trust to luck,&nbsp;<\/span><\/b><\/div>\n<\/div>\n<div style=\"-webkit-text-stroke-color: rgb(0, 0, 0); -webkit-text-stroke-width: initial; text-align: center;\">\n<div style=\"text-align: center;\"><b><span style=\"font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;\">The dog\u2019s got gastro!&nbsp;<\/span><\/b><\/div>\n<\/div>\n<div style=\"-webkit-text-stroke-color: rgb(0, 0, 0); -webkit-text-stroke-width: initial; text-align: center;\">\n<div style=\"text-align: center;\"><b><span style=\"font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;\">That would be a good family test&#8230;<\/span><\/b><\/div>\n<\/div>\n<div style=\"-webkit-text-stroke-color: rgb(0, 0, 0); -webkit-text-stroke-width: initial; text-align: center;\">\n<div style=\"text-align: center;\"><b><span style=\"font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;\"><br \/><\/span><\/b><\/div>\n<\/div>\n<div style=\"-webkit-text-stroke-color: rgb(0, 0, 0); -webkit-text-stroke-width: initial; text-align: center;\">\n<div style=\"text-align: center;\"><span style=\"font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;\"><b>Yes, I&#8217;m the only one going on this little adventure&#8230;<\/b><\/span><\/div>\n<\/div>\n<div style=\"-webkit-text-stroke-color: rgb(0, 0, 0); -webkit-text-stroke-width: initial; min-height: 13px; text-align: justify;\">\n<div style=\"text-align: center;\"><span style=\"font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;\"><br \/><\/span><\/div>\n<\/div>\n<div style=\"-webkit-text-stroke-color: rgb(0, 0, 0); -webkit-text-stroke-width: initial; text-align: center;\">\n<div style=\"text-align: center;\"><b><i><span style=\"font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;\">\u2018So what about toys or chews?&nbsp;<\/span><\/i><\/b><\/div>\n<\/div>\n<div style=\"-webkit-text-stroke-color: rgb(0, 0, 0); -webkit-text-stroke-width: initial; text-align: center;\">\n<div style=\"text-align: center;\"><b><i><span style=\"font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;\">I need to keep him happy and entertained,&nbsp;<\/span><\/i><\/b><\/div>\n<\/div>\n<div style=\"-webkit-text-stroke-color: rgb(0, 0, 0); -webkit-text-stroke-width: initial; text-align: center;\">\n<div style=\"text-align: center;\"><b><i><span style=\"font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;\">I\u2019m gone a long while\u2026\u2019<\/span><\/i><\/b><\/div>\n<\/div>\n<div style=\"-webkit-text-stroke-color: rgb(0, 0, 0); -webkit-text-stroke-width: initial; text-align: center;\">\n<div style=\"text-align: center;\"><b><i><span style=\"font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;\"><br \/><\/span><\/i><\/b><\/div>\n<\/div>\n<div style=\"clear: both; text-align: center;\"><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/1.bp.blogspot.com\/-twZRAW7EmJA\/VTcpNrgkc9I\/AAAAAAAAFvE\/3R59nDiYWFI\/s1600\/BS.jpg\" data-rel=\"penci-gallery-image-content\"  style=\"margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" border=\"0\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/1.bp.blogspot.com\/-twZRAW7EmJA\/VTcpNrgkc9I\/AAAAAAAAFvE\/3R59nDiYWFI\/s1600\/BS.jpg?resize=486%2C640\" height=\"640\" width=\"486\" \/><\/a><\/div>\n<div style=\"-webkit-text-stroke-color: rgb(0, 0, 0); -webkit-text-stroke-width: initial; text-align: center;\">\n<div style=\"text-align: center;\"><\/div>\n<\/div>\n<div style=\"-webkit-text-stroke-color: rgb(0, 0, 0); -webkit-text-stroke-width: initial; text-align: center;\">\n<div style=\"text-align: center;\"><b><span style=\"font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;\">At this stage I reckon if your vegetarian, vegan,&nbsp;<\/span><\/b><\/div>\n<\/div>\n<div style=\"-webkit-text-stroke-color: rgb(0, 0, 0); -webkit-text-stroke-width: initial; text-align: center;\">\n<div style=\"text-align: center;\"><b><span style=\"font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;\">or a just wee bit squeamish,&nbsp;<\/span><\/b><\/div>\n<\/div>\n<div style=\"-webkit-text-stroke-color: rgb(0, 0, 0); -webkit-text-stroke-width: initial; text-align: center;\">\n<div style=\"text-align: center;\"><b><span style=\"font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;\">then I\u2019d flick to your next blog\u2026&nbsp;<\/span><\/b><br \/><b><span style=\"font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;\"><br \/><\/span><\/b><\/div>\n<\/div>\n<div style=\"-webkit-text-stroke-color: rgb(0, 0, 0); -webkit-text-stroke-width: initial; text-align: center;\">\n<div style=\"text-align: center;\"><b><span style=\"font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;\">And even if you\u2019re none of the above,<\/span><\/b><\/div>\n<\/div>\n<div style=\"-webkit-text-stroke-color: rgb(0, 0, 0); -webkit-text-stroke-width: initial; text-align: center;\">\n<div style=\"text-align: center;\"><b><span style=\"font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;\">&nbsp;I do apologise for what you are about to read\u2026<\/span><\/b><\/div>\n<\/div>\n<div style=\"-webkit-text-stroke-color: rgb(0, 0, 0); -webkit-text-stroke-width: initial; min-height: 13px; text-align: center;\">\n<div style=\"text-align: center;\"><span style=\"font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;\"><b><\/b><br \/><\/span><\/div>\n<\/div>\n<div style=\"-webkit-text-stroke-color: rgb(0, 0, 0); -webkit-text-stroke-width: initial; text-align: center;\">\n<div style=\"text-align: center;\"><b><span style=\"font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;\">:<\/span><\/b><\/div>\n<\/div>\n<div style=\"-webkit-text-stroke-color: rgb(0, 0, 0); -webkit-text-stroke-width: initial; text-align: center;\">\n<div style=\"text-align: center;\"><b><span style=\"font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;\">:<\/span><\/b><\/div>\n<\/div>\n<div style=\"-webkit-text-stroke-color: rgb(0, 0, 0); -webkit-text-stroke-width: initial; text-align: center;\">\n<div style=\"text-align: center;\"><b><span style=\"font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;\">:<\/span><\/b><\/div>\n<\/div>\n<div style=\"-webkit-text-stroke-color: rgb(0, 0, 0); -webkit-text-stroke-width: initial; text-align: center;\">\n<div style=\"text-align: center;\"><b><span style=\"font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;\">:<\/span><\/b><\/div>\n<\/div>\n<div style=\"-webkit-text-stroke-color: rgb(0, 0, 0); -webkit-text-stroke-width: initial; text-align: center;\">\n<div style=\"text-align: center;\"><b><span style=\"font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;\">v<\/span><\/b><\/div>\n<\/div>\n<div style=\"-webkit-text-stroke-color: rgb(0, 0, 0); -webkit-text-stroke-width: initial; min-height: 13px; text-align: justify;\">\n<div style=\"text-align: center;\"><span style=\"font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;\"><br \/><\/span><\/div>\n<\/div>\n<div style=\"-webkit-text-stroke-color: rgb(0, 0, 0); -webkit-text-stroke-width: initial; min-height: 13px; text-align: justify;\">\n<div style=\"text-align: center;\"><span style=\"font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;\"><br \/><\/span><\/div>\n<\/div>\n<div style=\"-webkit-text-stroke-color: rgb(0, 0, 0); -webkit-text-stroke-width: initial; text-align: center;\">\n<div style=\"text-align: center;\"><b><span style=\"font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;\">\u2018<i>Yes, I\u2019d recommend this bag of Bull\u2019s penis\u2019,&nbsp;<\/i><\/span><\/b><\/div>\n<\/div>\n<div style=\"-webkit-text-stroke-color: rgb(0, 0, 0); -webkit-text-stroke-width: initial; text-align: center;\">\n<div style=\"text-align: center;\"><b><span style=\"font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;\">the shop assistant says, looking a tad embarrassed.<\/span><\/b><\/div>\n<\/div>\n<div style=\"-webkit-text-stroke-color: rgb(0, 0, 0); -webkit-text-stroke-width: initial; text-align: center;\">\n<div style=\"text-align: center;\"><b><span style=\"font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;\">\u2018<i>Pardon?<\/i>\u2019 I say?&nbsp;<\/span><\/b><\/div>\n<\/div>\n<div style=\"-webkit-text-stroke-color: rgb(0, 0, 0); -webkit-text-stroke-width: initial; text-align: center;\">\n<div style=\"text-align: center;\"><b><span style=\"font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;\"><br \/><\/span><\/b><\/div>\n<\/div>\n<div style=\"-webkit-text-stroke-color: rgb(0, 0, 0); -webkit-text-stroke-width: initial; text-align: center;\">\n<div style=\"text-align: center;\"><b><span style=\"font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;\">Wondering whether what I thought I\u2019d heard,&nbsp;<\/span><\/b><\/div>\n<\/div>\n<div style=\"-webkit-text-stroke-color: rgb(0, 0, 0); -webkit-text-stroke-width: initial; text-align: center;\">\n<div style=\"text-align: center;\"><b><span style=\"font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;\">was correct?<\/span><\/b><\/div>\n<div style=\"text-align: center;\"><b><span style=\"font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;\"><br \/><\/span><\/b><\/div>\n<\/div>\n<div style=\"-webkit-text-stroke-color: rgb(0, 0, 0); -webkit-text-stroke-width: initial; text-align: center;\">\n<div style=\"text-align: center;\"><b><span style=\"font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;\">I mean surely if this was in the UK or America,&nbsp;<\/span><\/b><\/div>\n<\/div>\n<div style=\"-webkit-text-stroke-color: rgb(0, 0, 0); -webkit-text-stroke-width: initial; text-align: center;\">\n<div style=\"text-align: center;\"><b><span style=\"font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;\">they\u2019d be a Ma&#8217;am or Madam,&nbsp;<\/span><\/b><\/div>\n<\/div>\n<div style=\"-webkit-text-stroke-color: rgb(0, 0, 0); -webkit-text-stroke-width: initial; text-align: center;\">\n<div style=\"text-align: center;\"><b style=\"-webkit-text-stroke-width: initial;\"><span style=\"font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;\">in there somewhere round the P word?<\/span><\/b><\/div>\n<\/div>\n<div style=\"-webkit-text-stroke-color: rgb(0, 0, 0); -webkit-text-stroke-width: initial; text-align: center;\">\n<div style=\"text-align: center;\"><b style=\"-webkit-text-stroke-width: initial;\"><span style=\"font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;\"><br \/><\/span><\/b><\/div>\n<\/div>\n<div style=\"clear: both; text-align: center;\"><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/1.bp.blogspot.com\/-onfRxub9_9o\/VTcp07-F_xI\/AAAAAAAAFvM\/V_GHrDR0DgE\/s1600\/BS1.jpg\" data-rel=\"penci-gallery-image-content\"  style=\"margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" border=\"0\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/1.bp.blogspot.com\/-onfRxub9_9o\/VTcp07-F_xI\/AAAAAAAAFvM\/V_GHrDR0DgE\/s1600\/BS1.jpg?resize=484%2C640\" height=\"640\" width=\"484\" \/><\/a><\/div>\n<div style=\"-webkit-text-stroke-color: rgb(0, 0, 0); -webkit-text-stroke-width: initial; text-align: center;\">\n<div style=\"text-align: center;\"><\/div>\n<\/div>\n<div style=\"-webkit-text-stroke-color: rgb(0, 0, 0); -webkit-text-stroke-width: initial; text-align: center;\">\n<div style=\"text-align: center;\"><b><span style=\"font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;\"><i>\u2018It\u2019s bulls penis\u2019&nbsp;<\/i><\/span><\/b><\/div>\n<\/div>\n<div style=\"-webkit-text-stroke-color: rgb(0, 0, 0); -webkit-text-stroke-width: initial; text-align: center;\">\n<div style=\"text-align: center;\"><b><span style=\"font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;\">he repeated slowly,&nbsp;<\/span><\/b><\/div>\n<\/div>\n<div style=\"-webkit-text-stroke-color: rgb(0, 0, 0); -webkit-text-stroke-width: initial; text-align: center;\">\n<div style=\"text-align: center;\"><b><span style=\"font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;\">as if I was hard of hearing, although still whispering!<\/span><\/b><\/div>\n<\/div>\n<div style=\"-webkit-text-stroke-color: rgb(0, 0, 0); -webkit-text-stroke-width: initial; text-align: center;\">\n<div style=\"text-align: center;\"><b><span style=\"font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;\"><i>&#8216;There\u2019s twenty in the pack and the dogs really \u2026&#8217;<\/i><\/span><\/b><\/div>\n<\/div>\n<div style=\"-webkit-text-stroke-color: rgb(0, 0, 0); -webkit-text-stroke-width: initial; min-height: 13px; text-align: center;\">\n<div style=\"text-align: center;\"><span style=\"font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;\"><b><\/b><br \/><\/span><\/div>\n<\/div>\n<div style=\"-webkit-text-stroke-color: rgb(0, 0, 0); -webkit-text-stroke-width: initial; text-align: center;\">\n<div style=\"text-align: center;\"><b><span style=\"font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;\">I can\u2019t remember what he said next,&nbsp;<\/span><\/b><\/div>\n<\/div>\n<div style=\"-webkit-text-stroke-color: rgb(0, 0, 0); -webkit-text-stroke-width: initial; text-align: center;\">\n<div style=\"text-align: center;\"><b><span style=\"font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;\">as I\u2019m studying the packet intently.<\/span><\/b><\/div>\n<\/div>\n<div style=\"-webkit-text-stroke-color: rgb(0, 0, 0); -webkit-text-stroke-width: initial; text-align: center;\">\n<div style=\"text-align: center;\"><b><span style=\"font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;\">\u2018<i>It doesn\u2019t say that on the packet\u2019,<\/i>&nbsp;<\/span><\/b><\/div>\n<\/div>\n<div style=\"-webkit-text-stroke-color: rgb(0, 0, 0); -webkit-text-stroke-width: initial; text-align: center;\">\n<div style=\"text-align: center;\"><b><span style=\"font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;\">I say doubtfully looking at the Bullie Stick label\u2026<\/span><\/b><\/div>\n<\/div>\n<div style=\"-webkit-text-stroke-color: rgb(0, 0, 0); -webkit-text-stroke-width: initial; text-align: center;\">\n<div style=\"text-align: center;\"><b><span style=\"font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;\"><br \/><\/span><\/b><\/div>\n<\/div>\n<div style=\"clear: both; text-align: center;\"><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/2.bp.blogspot.com\/-9CXHkQnyw7c\/VTcqeyGxgHI\/AAAAAAAAFvU\/hUdUxs0qzIQ\/s1600\/BS2.jpg\" data-rel=\"penci-gallery-image-content\"  style=\"margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" border=\"0\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/2.bp.blogspot.com\/-9CXHkQnyw7c\/VTcqeyGxgHI\/AAAAAAAAFvU\/hUdUxs0qzIQ\/s1600\/BS2.jpg?resize=486%2C640\" height=\"640\" width=\"486\" \/><\/a><\/div>\n<div style=\"-webkit-text-stroke-color: rgb(0, 0, 0); -webkit-text-stroke-width: initial; min-height: 13px; text-align: center;\">\n<div style=\"text-align: center;\"><span style=\"font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;\"><b><\/b><br \/><\/span><\/div>\n<\/div>\n<div style=\"-webkit-text-stroke-color: rgb(0, 0, 0); -webkit-text-stroke-width: initial; text-align: center;\">\n<div style=\"text-align: center;\"><b><span style=\"font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;\"><i>\u2018Yes, well,&nbsp;<\/i><\/span><\/b><\/div>\n<\/div>\n<div style=\"-webkit-text-stroke-color: rgb(0, 0, 0); -webkit-text-stroke-width: initial; text-align: center;\">\n<div style=\"text-align: center;\"><b><span style=\"font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;\"><i>If they called it bulls dicks&nbsp;<\/i><\/span><\/b><\/div>\n<\/div>\n<div style=\"-webkit-text-stroke-color: rgb(0, 0, 0); -webkit-text-stroke-width: initial; text-align: center;\">\n<div style=\"text-align: center;\"><b><span style=\"font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;\"><i>no-one would buy them, would they?\u2019<\/i><\/span><\/b><\/div>\n<\/div>\n<div style=\"-webkit-text-stroke-color: rgb(0, 0, 0); -webkit-text-stroke-width: initial; text-align: center;\">\n<div style=\"text-align: center;\"><b><span style=\"font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;\"><i><br \/><\/i><\/span><\/b><\/div>\n<\/div>\n<div style=\"-webkit-text-stroke-color: rgb(0, 0, 0); -webkit-text-stroke-width: initial; text-align: center;\">\n<div style=\"text-align: center;\"><b><span style=\"font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;\">Oh my golly gosh.&nbsp;<\/span><\/b><\/div>\n<\/div>\n<div style=\"-webkit-text-stroke-color: rgb(0, 0, 0); -webkit-text-stroke-width: initial; text-align: center;\">\n<div style=\"text-align: center;\"><b><span style=\"font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;\">The language of the youth of today!<\/span><\/b><\/div>\n<\/div>\n<div style=\"-webkit-text-stroke-color: rgb(0, 0, 0); -webkit-text-stroke-width: initial; min-height: 13px; text-align: center;\">\n<div style=\"text-align: center;\"><span style=\"font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;\"><b><\/b><br \/><\/span><\/div>\n<\/div>\n<div style=\"-webkit-text-stroke-color: rgb(0, 0, 0); -webkit-text-stroke-width: initial; text-align: center;\">\n<div style=\"text-align: center;\"><b><span style=\"font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;\">There wasn\u2019t really any answer to this,&nbsp;<\/span><\/b><\/div>\n<\/div>\n<div style=\"-webkit-text-stroke-color: rgb(0, 0, 0); -webkit-text-stroke-width: initial; text-align: center;\">\n<div style=\"text-align: center;\"><b><span style=\"font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;\">except what I ended up saying<\/span><\/b><\/div>\n<div style=\"text-align: center;\"><b><span style=\"font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;\">and for some reason,<\/span><\/b><\/div>\n<div style=\"text-align: center;\"><b><span style=\"font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;\">&nbsp;I drop all attempts at an Aussie accent<\/span><\/b><\/div>\n<div style=\"text-align: center;\"><span style=\"font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;\"><b>and in my best British voice reply:<\/b><\/span><\/div>\n<\/div>\n<div style=\"-webkit-text-stroke-color: rgb(0, 0, 0); -webkit-text-stroke-width: initial; min-height: 13px; text-align: center;\">\n<div style=\"text-align: center;\"><span style=\"font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;\"><b><\/b><br \/><\/span><\/div>\n<\/div>\n<div style=\"-webkit-text-stroke-color: rgb(0, 0, 0); -webkit-text-stroke-width: initial; text-align: center;\">\n<div style=\"text-align: center;\"><b><span style=\"font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;\"><i>&#8216;Oh, I see.&nbsp;<\/i><\/span><\/b><\/div>\n<\/div>\n<div style=\"-webkit-text-stroke-color: rgb(0, 0, 0); -webkit-text-stroke-width: initial; text-align: center;\">\n<div style=\"text-align: center;\"><b><span style=\"font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;\"><i>Thank you very much,&nbsp;<\/i><\/span><\/b><\/div>\n<\/div>\n<div style=\"-webkit-text-stroke-color: rgb(0, 0, 0); -webkit-text-stroke-width: initial; text-align: center;\">\n<div style=\"text-align: center;\"><b><span style=\"font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;\"><i>I will have a packet of those as well!&#8217;<\/i><\/span><\/b><\/div>\n<\/div>\n<div style=\"-webkit-text-stroke-color: rgb(0, 0, 0); -webkit-text-stroke-width: initial; min-height: 13px; text-align: justify;\">\n<div style=\"text-align: center;\"><span style=\"font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;\"><i><\/i><br \/><\/span><\/div>\n<\/div>\n<div style=\"clear: both; text-align: center;\"><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/4.bp.blogspot.com\/-2_pTw3h3Sjg\/VTcsdCvErLI\/AAAAAAAAFvo\/CP90_jkWwQw\/s1600\/BS4.jpg\" data-rel=\"penci-gallery-image-content\"  style=\"margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" border=\"0\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/4.bp.blogspot.com\/-2_pTw3h3Sjg\/VTcsdCvErLI\/AAAAAAAAFvo\/CP90_jkWwQw\/s1600\/BS4.jpg?resize=486%2C640\" height=\"640\" width=\"486\" \/><\/a><\/div>\n<div style=\"-webkit-text-stroke-color: rgb(0, 0, 0); -webkit-text-stroke-width: initial; min-height: 13px; text-align: justify;\">\n<div style=\"text-align: center;\"><span style=\"font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;\"><i><\/i><br \/><\/span><\/div>\n<\/div>\n<div style=\"-webkit-text-stroke-color: rgb(0, 0, 0); -webkit-text-stroke-width: initial; text-align: center;\">\n<div style=\"text-align: center;\"><b><i><span style=\"font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;\">So I\u2019m sorry to have (yet again)&nbsp;<\/span><\/i><\/b><b><i><span style=\"font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;\">lowered the tone&nbsp;<\/span><\/i><\/b><\/div>\n<div style=\"text-align: center;\"><b><i><span style=\"font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;\">you&#8217;ll see why I had to doctor the&nbsp;<\/span><\/i><\/b><\/div>\n<\/div>\n<div style=\"-webkit-text-stroke-color: rgb(0, 0, 0); -webkit-text-stroke-width: initial; text-align: center;\">\n<div style=\"text-align: center;\"><b><i><span style=\"font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;\">\u2018Have Bulls Pens, can travel\u2018 headline<\/span><\/i><\/b><\/div>\n<\/div>\n<div style=\"-webkit-text-stroke-color: rgb(0, 0, 0); -webkit-text-stroke-width: initial; text-align: center;\">\n<div style=\"text-align: center;\"><b><i><span style=\"font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;\">You see if I\u2019d have used the word PEN\u2026..IS&nbsp;<\/span><\/i><\/b><\/div>\n<\/div>\n<div style=\"-webkit-text-stroke-color: rgb(0, 0, 0); -webkit-text-stroke-width: initial; text-align: center;\">\n<div style=\"text-align: center;\"><b><i><span style=\"font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;\">I\u2019d have got all sorts of undesirables visiting my blog.<\/span><\/i><\/b><\/div>\n<\/div>\n<div style=\"-webkit-text-stroke-color: rgb(0, 0, 0); -webkit-text-stroke-width: initial; text-align: center;\">\n<div style=\"text-align: center;\"><b><i><span style=\"font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;\">I\u2019m so glad it\u2019s just you, me and the dog,&nbsp;<\/span><\/i><\/b><\/div>\n<\/div>\n<div style=\"-webkit-text-stroke-color: rgb(0, 0, 0); -webkit-text-stroke-width: initial; text-align: center;\">\n<div style=\"text-align: center;\"><b><i><span style=\"font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;\">I knew you\u2019d have a giggle!<\/span><\/i><\/b><\/div>\n<div style=\"text-align: center;\"><b><i><span style=\"font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;\"><br \/><\/span><\/i><\/b><\/div>\n<div style=\"text-align: center;\"><b><i><span style=\"font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;\">Here, have some Singapore orchids to brighten your day!<\/span><\/i><\/b><\/div>\n<\/div>\n<div style=\"-webkit-text-stroke-color: rgb(0, 0, 0); -webkit-text-stroke-width: initial; min-height: 13px; text-align: center;\">\n<div style=\"text-align: center;\"><span style=\"font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;\"><b><i><\/i><\/b><br \/><\/span><\/div>\n<\/div>\n<div style=\"clear: both; text-align: center;\"><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/2.bp.blogspot.com\/-ToiKmzvwH4A\/VTcvGK90GLI\/AAAAAAAAFwE\/S01QUodonm8\/s1600\/Orchids.jpg\" data-rel=\"penci-gallery-image-content\"  style=\"margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" border=\"0\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/2.bp.blogspot.com\/-ToiKmzvwH4A\/VTcvGK90GLI\/AAAAAAAAFwE\/S01QUodonm8\/s1600\/Orchids.jpg?resize=554%2C640\" height=\"640\" width=\"554\" \/><\/a><\/div>\n<div style=\"-webkit-text-stroke-color: rgb(0, 0, 0); -webkit-text-stroke-width: initial; min-height: 13px; text-align: center;\">\n<div style=\"text-align: center;\"><\/div>\n<\/div>\n<div style=\"-webkit-text-stroke-color: rgb(0, 0, 0); -webkit-text-stroke-width: initial; 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